• Australians: damn australia you cold
  • Australians: damn australia you hot
  • Australians: damn australia you flooding
  • Australians: damn australia you bushfires
  • Everywhere else in the world: lets move to australia but im worried about the snakes/spiders/sharks/dropbears
  • Australians: lol

(Source: cents-of-humor, via astrosloth)

thejedisage:

#siblingzoned

thejedisage:

#siblingzoned

(Source: semperaeterna, via andyexpandy)

stallmosh:

fuuuuuuuuuuck

stallmosh:

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(Source: pat-attack, via andyexpandy)

oddsweatshirt:

same
cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

(via andyexpandy)

(Source: mentalfailure, via disgusted)

fliptc:

This is why I masterbate every time before I make big decisions. 

fliptc:

This is why I masterbate every time before I make big decisions. 

(via astrosloth)