- Australians: damn australia you cold
- Australians: damn australia you hot
- Australians: damn australia you flooding
- Australians: damn australia you bushfires
- Everywhere else in the world: lets move to australia but im worried about the snakes/spiders/sharks/dropbears
- Australians: lol
(Source: cents-of-humor, via astrosloth)
(Source: changetheworld-laugh, via andyexpandy)
(via d4rkerhalf)
wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
(via andyexpandy)
(Source: mentalfailure, via disgusted)



